DO

I have been taking and taking from this earth. I came from this earth. Everything i do, eat, touch,breath, is from this earth.

When I die I will rot in the earth. I will turn into soil and feed the ground where my life came from. Grass will grow where my body rots. Maybe even a tree will grow there.

And with that reincarnation is proved.

PLEASE

If you buy me any of these things I will love you forever and possibly marry you:

Green doc martins
Octopus jewellery
New acrylic paints
Oil paints
A cabin in the woods
A capo
New strings for my acoustic
A new piece for Jabba the Hut
Tickets to an olypmic hockey game

HEYO

hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaahahahahahahhahah

GGGGUNIT

listen listen ballllliiiinnn.

also:

http://8tracks.com/bomeandean/anti-hip-hop-hip-hop

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Sometimes when my hands are in front of me resting, I feel like the left hand is where my right should be and vice versa.

Everything is backwards.

DARE

I’m not a favourite, a fucking locket or a mother fucking let down.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Don’t fuck me over.

PRETTY

Sing little box

Don't let sleep overtake you
The world's awake within you

In your four-sided emptiness
We turn distance into nearness
Forgetfulness into memory

Don't let your nails come loose

For the very first time
We watch sights beyond this world
Through your keyhole

Turn your key in our mouths
Swallow words and numbers
Out of your song

Don't let your lid fly open
Your bottom drop

Sing little box

The Admirers of the Little Box


-Vasko Popa

I TAKE IT BACK

So, I am making another post because i just stumbled upon it. OH YEAH, I haven’t promoted stumbleupon yet. Ahem,

Stumbleupon is a toolbar that you download. You check off your interests at the site (stumbleupon.com), and after that you press the stumble button on the toolbar and it takes you to random websites pertaining to your interests.

Anyway,

I WANT TO FUCKING SHOW UP ANYWHERE IN THIS:
THE TRICERACOPTER

TEQUILA TUESDAYS

So today is Tuesday. I have no idea why the days of the week have to be capitalized. It seems kind of silly does it not?

Anyway, today is Tuesday, and I am travelling to the land of the free tonight. By that i mean Guelph. I shall be visiting the besties, and taking advantage of low priced drinks. FUN.

I hope to have a FANTASTIC time. WHICH I WILL.
I am starting to get poor though, which is never a good thing. I’m going to wear the cutest shirt thing tonight. I stole it from my moms closet. Is it weird that my mom is more fashionable than me?

I also have some lovely pictures that I again wish to share;
 

I love the Hendrix one, and if you don’t understand why it’s funny then you should invest your time into downloading or buying some of Jimi Hendrix’s music. The chicken one is so funny too. 

Jesus was alive in the time of the dinosaurs.

And that wraps up my marvellous blogging skillzzzz for today.

BOMBS

This is what I get for valentines day. from the rents.

Way better then whatever you got.

HAHAHA

I love how he says YARD.

I just laugh and laugh and laugh when I see this. I can’t even help it.

THIS IS FUNNY

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/7/5/d75e0a3c24bd2f25621b7ebe6036242c.gif

RIGHT.

So this is weird.

Synesthesia from Terri Timely on Vimeo.

NEW

I have received my new computer via DELL today. I know what you are thinking. Dell. Satan. One in the same. But I really like this computer. I am again putting my trust in Dell. We shall see who prevails. I took some pretty cool webcam pics though. And this computer has facial recognition! I sign in with my FACE!

There is a moustache setting. Many difference moustaches that can be worn. Its magic.

PICTURES

I have two pictures that I recently stumbled upon that I thought deserved some street cred. ha.

HOLLA

Man am I bored in this town.
As soon as I find out if i got into school I am GETTING THE FUCK OUT.

Ain't that the truth.

I am going to the leaf game tonight! Which means I am also going out for dinner. I'm so excited, it's my second leaf game ever. Not to mention since all the trades that went down the leafs have been doing pretty good. Also our goalie has been doing quite well. The leafs are still pretty much in last place for the eastern conference though. It would take something of a miracle for them to make to the playoffs. I'm going to wear my beautiful jersey though. I haven't really had a chance to wear it yet.

I feel kind of sickly. My body is aching. I think it's more of an uncomfortable feeling though, because last night I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that there was a man living in my attic and he had made little holes in the ceilings in each room and was watching us. Then I realized it and made him come out and he tried to kill my family. It was really creepy. I woke up all sweaty and about to cry. I was so scared to go back to sleep. I thought that for some reason there actually was a man in my attic.

Sheila last night too. What a little poop. She wakes me up at like 6 in the morning by sitting on my hip and meowing. So I wake up and pet her then she sprawls all over me and goes to sleep. Thanks sheila.

I thought I would share with you my wonderful sweater I purchased around christmas. It is from the company Iron Fist and it is called 'The Second Base Zombie Sweater'.


BE JEALOUS!

peace

POEM

A poem:

The Omen's here, every day,
In my window, on my brain.
The dog he eats at all my thoughts,
and on my bones he gnaws.

He takes anything he can get,
and leaves me to rest.
Leaves me in shambles to mend,
a lifetime full of mess.

A broken head,
Inside a cracking shell.
These walls know all about,
My living, waking hell.

Whispers, day in, day out.
Of the people I always doubt.
They turn the black i feared,
and the omen reappears.

To take all that I love,
in one swift tug.
To pull me down,
to rot in the ground.

My arms and legs are roots,
covering the dusty nude,
the broken, lifeless girl.
Who does not belong to this world.

-Anonymous

RELAPSE

I am SICK of drama.
Especially when nothing you have done deserves it.
Serves me right for trying to make people happy, then getting nothing but anger and petty arguments in return. Pathetic man. Pathetic.

Some people are just a disappointment. You know them so well, and you know what's coming, yet they still disappoint you. That's when you know you shouldn't waste your time.

Some fucking guy texts me this morning saying Hey Ainsley it's matt, how are you? I obviously said who are you? He says 'Matt Jeffrey, I'm on your fb."

No you are not, I don't know anyone by that name.

So pretty much this 24 year old guy lurking on facebook, tries to add me because he 'thinks I'm gorgeous'. He then proceeds to send me the text '5'10'.

I don't give a shit how tall you are buddy, you are some random 24 year old dude from mississauga adding 19 year old girls on facebook. FUCK OFF.

http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#!/mustangmattj

Here is his link everyone, take a gander. He is most definitely a looker.....

ART

CHARLES WISH

Take a gander.
Amazing art.

Here is LE LINK: http://www.charleswish.com/GalleryArchive.htm

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?

Valentines day.
Oh valentines day.

There was a massacre on valentines day in New York city I think it may have been. One time. One time that happened. Thought you would want to know.

Valentines day is so stupid. I mean chocolate is good. Being taken out to dinner in nice. But that can happen any day, any time. Why is it so important to do such things on this specified day? Who knows. For fun. For jokes.

I need a valentine. I more so want chocolate and other such things native to this oh so 'special' day.

blah blah blah
I've got a case of the blah blah blah's.
Best ground up some cedar bark and make me some cleansing tea.
I don't know why I said that.

Note: Do not attempt to make tea out of cedar bark, as I am not entirely sure if it would taste good. Or even if that it remotely healthy. If you do try it though tell me how it goes!

WATCH SKINS. GOOD SHOW.

seriously.

There was once a time in which i got a regular amount of sleep.......

blah blah blah blah. do doo do doo.


peace.