TRUTH

The truth about the issue is, my life is pretty interesting. No, no it's not. But i thought i would share with the world whats going on in it anyway. So, first things first. Introductions.

My name is Ainsley Ross. People call me crazy. And that is the extent of a self-explanation.

So, today. Today, was a weird day i suppose. Kim called me at ten in the morning, when i was still slumbering of course, to ramble about her speeding ticket. I think my ears were still in the 'not working stage' at this point though because I don't even remember much of what she said. But I do remember that she asked to hang out when she got back in town so we could smoke some weed and have some fun. I do NOT know why i obliged. But our day continues. We got high then went to Milton for her SO EXCITING LIKE OMG doctors appointment. Well, we hit up the dollar store in which many unorthodox purchases were made. These are my purchases:

-Three chocolate bars
-a poster of all (possibly just many) of the bones in the human body
-planet stickers
-religious air fresheners (a cross, mary, and of course our homeboy jesus) in the tasty fragrance SAINTLY CINNAMON
-an egyptian bust
- two AWESOME hats

The hats were the highlight. Kim got a Peter Pan hat, complete with red feather and unnecessarily large front brim. In green of course. I myself decided on a sheriffs hat. Old school style. Dark brown, with a string to keep it on your head! So we wore these hats to her doctor's appointment, and consequently the rest of the day. Literally. I should never be allowed a constable hat. Police jokes ensue.

So yes. that was pretty much my day, aside from pointless endeavors.

I hope this recap of my daily events was interesting enough to finish, but I daresay I must be off.

Turrah, art attack style.

Ainsley